well-trained-telepath: jenn-fleck: well-trained-telepath: jenn-fleck: well-trained-telepath replied to your post: Me thinks I shall follow you. No, don’t do it she bites!!! And here’s my sister scarring the shit out of that lovely anon. WHAT?? byotch you better go to sleep now, you got a test tomorrow. now stay away from me freaking dementor!
Anonymous asked: Okay:) Maybe I will come off anon...
well-trained-telepath replied to your post: I don’t bite:( Are you trying to seduce me? Why? would you like me to seduce you? #noincest
well-trained-telepath: jenn-fleck: well-trained-telepath replied to your post: Me thinks I shall follow you. No, don’t do it she bites!!! And here’s my sister scarring the shit out of that lovely anon. WHAT?? byotch you better go to sleep now, you got a test tomorrow.
Anonymous asked: I don't bite:(
well-trained-telepath replied to your post: Me thinks I shall follow you. No, don’t do it she bites!!! And here’s my sister scarring the shit out of that lovely anon.
Anonymous asked: Me thinks I shall follow you.
Anonymous asked: Well, you certainly didn't freak out on the anon for being creepy and asking about your name. And your blog is pretty banging!
alphanow: what if you had a soulmate but for whatever reason you didn’t find each other until the very end and you spent your entire life feeling like nothing was good enough and so you got old and were likely to die soon and you met your soulmate and for like two days your life was complete and then you died
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry, it isn't. I'm sorry if that was really rude, but like your URL is like the name of a girl the I know from school and I kind of looked up to her even though she doesn't know who I am and I was going through your blog but I was just about to explode at thinking she got even more cooler
Anonymous asked: Your name isn't Jenna by any chance, is it?
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
rnax: rnax: me seductively whispering...
rnax: Yellowcard - For You, And Your Denial
We don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like...– Zoe Smith, 18 year old weightlifter currently representing Great Britain at the Olympics, responding to tweets labelling her muscles “unattractive” and “unfeminine”. (via emilyisobsessed)
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan: jakenglishsexual: ahabschesthairs: grownupgardengnostic: …wait whats the joke? have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy. He was the FIRST motherfucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
constable-connor: harleyquinnmakara: Accidental naps are always a fun way to lose your bearings of reality. I like to call it the “When am I?” affect. those naps are just so… THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THOSE NAPS.
lesliekn0pe: why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
whathehellisastyles: if i were an oil i would be extra virgin olive oil because yeah
onionchester: i love when people reblog a cap and they’re like omg look at his beautiful eyes and the eyes are basically just painted on crayon style
jamie-christian-follese: smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall. now that’s what i call a family
wishingskiesofblue: do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness